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Zombie Apocalypse Insurance
The ultimate way to start 2025 protected and prepared. Whether it’s zombies, aliens, or rogue robots, you'll have a plan that guarantees absolutely no real coverage—but plenty of fun. A perfect gag gift for anyone who loves a little apocalyptic humor! Don't wait, get yours now!
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Zombie Apocalypse Insurance Plans
Our carefully crafted zombie insurance plans ensure you’re mentally prepared for doomsday—because when the undead rise, having an official policy (even a questionable one) just feels right. Whether you’re a serious prepper or just love a good joke, our plans make a memorable gift and a hilarious addition to any survival kit.
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WHY CHOOSE OUR ZOMBIE INSURANCE?
In a world where the unexpected can happen at any moment...
it's crucial to be prepared. Our Zombie Insurance Plan offers:
- A Conversation Starter Like No Other
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- The Comfort of Knowing You Have “Coverage” (Sort Of)
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Prepare for the unexpected with our Head Coverage. If you lose your head in a zombie attack, this policy provides a payout of $3.17.
Be prepared for the unexpected with our Head Coverage for High School Graduates. In the event of a zombie attack leading to head loss, you will receive a payout of $4.17.
Be prepared for the unexpected with our Torso and Arms Coverage. If you lose your torso or arms in a zombie attack, you’ll receive a payout of $4.49.
Be prepared for the unexpected with our Torso and Arms Coverage. If you lose your torso or arms in a zombie attack, even if flaccid, you’ll receive a payout of $4.49.
Protect yourself with our Feet Coverage. If you lose both feet in a zombie attack, you’ll receive a payout of $7.04.
In a world overrun by zombies, every step counts. If you lose any toe in a zombie attack, you’ll receive a payout of $2.23. Please note, the little toe is not covered as our studies show it’s quite resilient.
Navigate the apocalypse with our specialized Right Foot Coverage. If you lose your right foot in a zombie attack, you’ll receive a payout of $9.16. Each payout also includes a skip rope to help you stay fit and ready.
Face the apocalypse with our specialized Left Foot Coverage. If you lose your left foot in a zombie attack, you’ll receive a payout of $9.41. Inspired by the resilience in “My Left Foot,” this payout keeps your left foot protected and functional. Plus, each policy includes a set of Ernie Ball guitar strings, symbolizing endurance and versatility.
Enjoy free protection from zombie attacks for your whole body. Covered from head to toe, this insurance gives you peace of mind, even though you’ll never actually know if you need it.
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How the U.S. Government Would Handle a Zombie Apocalypse
Imagine waking up to news reports of a zombie invasion. While this sounds like a scene from a movie, did you know that the U.S. government has actually thought about such a scenario? Let’s explore how the government would respond if a zombie apocalypse were to occur. The Defense Department’s
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