Zombie Apocalypse Insurance Policy (Shipping Edition)

Be Ready for Anything!

Imagine waking up one day to find zombies everywhere! Scary, right? Our Zombie Apocalypse Insurance Policy is here to help you be ready for that kind of emergency.

• Complete Protection: From head to toe, every part of your body is covered, keeping you safe from zombies.
• Peace of Mind: Even in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, you can feel calm knowing you’re protected.
• Ready for Anything: Whether you know about the danger or not, our insurance gets you ready for any challenges.

Head Coverage: Prepare for the unexpected with our Head Coverage. In the event of a zombie attack resulting in the loss of your head, this policy provides a payout of $3.17. 

Head Coverage (High School Graduate): Be prepared for the unexpected with our Head Coverage for High School Graduates. In the event of a zombie attack leading to head loss, this policy provides a payout of $4.17.

Torso and Arms Coverage: Be prepared for the unexpected with our Torso and Arms Coverage. If you lose your torso or arms in a zombie attack, this policy provides a payout of $4.49.

Torso and Arms Coverage (If Flaccid): Be prepared for the unexpected with our Torso and Arms Coverage. If you lose your torso or arms in a zombie attack, even if flaccid, you’ll get a payout of $4.49.

Both Feet Coverage: Protect yourself with our Feet Coverage. If you lose both feet in a zombie attack, you’ll get a payout of $7.04.

Toes Coverage: In a world overrun by zombies, every step counts. If you lose any toe in a zombie attack, you’ll get a payout of $2.23. Please note, the little toe is not covered as our studies show it’s quite resilient.

Right Foot Coverage: Navigate the apocalypse with our specialized Right Foot Coverage. If you lose your right foot in a zombie attack, you’ll get a payout of $9.16. Each payout also includes a skip rope to help you stay fit and ready.

Left Foot Coverage: Face the apocalypse with our specialized Left Foot Coverage. If you lose your left foot in a zombie attack, you’ll get a payout of $9.41.  Inspired by the resilience in “My Left Foot,” this payout keeps your left foot protected and functional. Plus, each policy includes a set of Ernie Ball guitar strings, symbolizing endurance and versatility.

Whole Body Coverage: Enjoy free protection from zombie attacks for your whole body. Covered from head to toe, this insurance gives you peace of mind, even though you’ll never actually know if you need it.